Scooby Doo, DeadPool y el Bikini Pequeño

So today I was going to continue asking my road trip to Coachella story…but as Mike Coxon says, it’s when I’m not doing what I planned that I get the most done.  I was doing some PQA and I asked Amneet what she did last night.  When she said “nothing,” I said “where did you go?  California?” and she said “yes, to Beverly Hills.” I then asked “who did you see there?” and she said “Scooby Doo.”

When I asked her what he was doing, another kid said “buying a bikini!” and we were off.  Here is what we came up with.  I’m interrogating the actors in present tense and past tense.  We use unsheltered grammar.  I didn’t actually have a bikini to use.  The _____ indicate where we created details.

BTW Deadpool (the film) is simply brilliant and the character is great for stories as he doesn’t take himself very seriously.

Scooby Doo Y El Bikini Pequeño

  • quería impresionar
  • no le gustó
  • se puso


Scooby Doo es un perro famoso que vivía en Hollywood.  ________

A Scooby Doo, le gustaba una chica famosa que se llamaba Jennifer Lawrence. _______  Quería impresionar a ella.

Scooby fue a La Vie En Rose y compró un bikini azul para Jennifer.  Costó 10 Scooby Doo Snacks. Fue a la casa de Jennifer __________.  Jennifer vivia con su novio ___ que era muy serio _____.

Tocó en la puerta.  Jennifer abrió la puerta.


— Hola.  Quiero hablar contigo.  ¿Quieres un bikini?

— Quién eres?  ¡Eres loco!  No quiero hablar contigo.

El novio serio de J.L. dijo

— Mi novia no quiere hablar contigo.


Jenifer se puso furiosa con Scooby.  Scooby Doo se puso muy triste, porque a Jennifer no le gustó el bikini, y él quería impresionar a la chica.

De repente, Scooby vió a Deadpool  _______________ y fue hacía él.

–¿Cómo estás?

— No estoy feliz.  No tengo un bikini.

— ¿Por qué quieres un bikini?  ¿Es para tu novia?

— ¡No!  Es para mí.

— ¿Cómo?  ¡Tú no eres una chica!

— Soy Deadpool.  Soy loco.  Me gusta llevar los bikinis.

— Tengo un bikini extra.  Quería impresionar a Jennifer Lawrence.  Pero a ella no le gustó el bikini.


Scooby le dió el bikini a Deadpool.  Deadpool se puso el bikini.


— ¿Te gusta este bikini?

— Sí, me gusta mucho.  Voy a impresionar a mi novia.


De repente, entró la novia de Deadpool, Vanessa.  ___________.  Ella se puso muy feliz y se rió mucho cuando vio a Deadpool.


Deadpool le dijo:                              ¿Te impresiona mi nuevo bikini?

Vanessa le contestó:                      Sí, me impresiona mucho.  ¡Tú eres muy cómico!

Deadpool:                                           Y tú eres muy guapa.  ¡Te amo!


¡Vanessa se puso tan feliz que llamó a su amiga Jennifer Lawrence! J.L. se puso muy celosa, porque Vanessa tenía un novio muy comico.

Trump in the Closet

So today we started Level 2 with the usual:  weather, date, what did you do last night? etc.  During a bit of PQA I asked one kid if he had a girlfriend.  When he said no, and I asked why, his friend said “because he has lice” and they both giggled.  And…we were off and running.  What follows is a totally improvised, on the spot, story.  THIS is why I love love love T.P.R.S..  As Mike Coxon said, “when I get off-track, I get the most done.”

  • piojos lice (although we could have started with any living thing)
  • quería besar a wanted to kiss
  • estaba solitario was lonely
  • tenía tantos ____ como ___ had as many ___ as ___
  • estaba tan ___ como ___ was/felt as ____ as ___

Señor Stolz and Animalak had lice.  So did Dhaniyal.  Dhaniyal’s lice were few and blue.  Animalak’s lice were red and small. Dhaniyal had as many lice as Animalak. Señor Stolz’s lice were huge and yellow.

Animalak’s lice were lonely.  They wanted to kiss someone.  There was no-one to kiss!  They were very sad.

Sr Stolz:  Louse, are you happy?

Louse: No, I am not happy.

Sr Stolz:  What do you want?

Louse:  I want to kiss a pretty girl!

Sr Stolz: Are there girls in Animalak’s hair?

Louse: No, there are no girls in Animalak’s hair.

Sr Stolz also had lice.  Sr Stolz lived in the closet with Donald Trump.  Sr Stolz did not like Donald Trump, because Donald Trump was racist and an idiot.  Donald Trump had magnificent hair.  Sr Stolz was as lonely as his lice.

Donald Trump:  I’m an idiot.  Do you want to kiss someone?

Sr Stolz:  Yes, I want to kiss Sofia Vergara.

Donald Trump (to louse): I’m an idiot.  Who do you want to kiss?

Louse: I want to kiss a pretty girl.

There were no pretty girls in Sr Stolz’s closet.  Sofia Vergara also was not in Sr Stolz’s closet.  There were only ugly zombie women in Sr Stolz’s closet.

Sr Stolz and his lice left the closet and went to North Korea.  In North Korea there were as many pretty girls as lice.  The lice were very happy.  Sofia Vergara was in North Korea also.  But she did not want to kiss Sr Stolz.  She wanted to kiss Kim Jong Un.  K.J.U. was happy but Sr Stolz was very sad.  Sr Stolz went back to his closet.  Donald Trump was happy!