So today we started Level 2 with the usual: weather, date, what did you do last night? etc. During a bit of PQA I asked one kid if he had a girlfriend. When he said no, and I asked why, his friend said “because he has lice” and they both giggled. And…we were off and running. What follows is a totally improvised, on the spot, story. THIS is why I love love love T.P.R.S.. As Mike Coxon said, “when I get off-track, I get the most done.”
- piojos lice (although we could have started with any living thing)
- quería besar a wanted to kiss
- estaba solitario was lonely
- tenía tantos ____ como ___ had as many ___ as ___
- estaba tan ___ como ___ was/felt as ____ as ___
Señor Stolz and Animalak had lice. So did Dhaniyal. Dhaniyal’s lice were few and blue. Animalak’s lice were red and small. Dhaniyal had as many lice as Animalak. Señor Stolz’s lice were huge and yellow.
Animalak’s lice were lonely. They wanted to kiss someone. There was no-one to kiss! They were very sad.
Sr Stolz: Louse, are you happy?
Louse: No, I am not happy.
Sr Stolz: What do you want?
Louse: I want to kiss a pretty girl!
Sr Stolz: Are there girls in Animalak’s hair?
Louse: No, there are no girls in Animalak’s hair.
Sr Stolz also had lice. Sr Stolz lived in the closet with Donald Trump. Sr Stolz did not like Donald Trump, because Donald Trump was racist and an idiot. Donald Trump had magnificent hair. Sr Stolz was as lonely as his lice.
Donald Trump: I’m an idiot. Do you want to kiss someone?
Sr Stolz: Yes, I want to kiss Sofia Vergara.
Donald Trump (to louse): I’m an idiot. Who do you want to kiss?
Louse: I want to kiss a pretty girl.
There were no pretty girls in Sr Stolz’s closet. Sofia Vergara also was not in Sr Stolz’s closet. There were only ugly zombie women in Sr Stolz’s closet.
Sr Stolz and his lice left the closet and went to North Korea. In North Korea there were as many pretty girls as lice. The lice were very happy. Sofia Vergara was in North Korea also. But she did not want to kiss Sr Stolz. She wanted to kiss Kim Jong Un. K.J.U. was happy but Sr Stolz was very sad. Sr Stolz went back to his closet. Donald Trump was happy!